Following the release of the laughably oversized Galaxy Note, Abdel Ibrahim and Jon Dick have posted a phenomenal overview of the obviously life-changing benefits of Galaxy Note ownership. Here's a particularly brilliant excerpt:
An iPhone, we can all agree, is a shitty librarian. It’s too small and soft-spoken to be taken seriously. The Galaxy Note, on the other hand, demands attention like a fat kid on a diving board. It had no trouble keeping my books in order.
(Via Shawn Blanc)