"What to Expect at Apple’s Event Tomorrow"

Mat Honan:

So tomorrow, Apple will be heaving a dead goat off a truck for the vultures of the technology press to swoop in and feast on. And oh, how we will feast: ripping the meat from the bones with our sharp-witted beaks. Page views—and more importantly, unique visitors—will come rolling in, enough to fill our bellies and sate our appetites for the month.

Calling upon his familiarly dystopian tone, Honan does a fantastic job of skewering the nature of the media with regard to Apple events.